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Pictured: Glando the Delusional Elephant, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Glando the Delusional Elephant
April 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If traveling with a small group, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, weird allergies, or romantic, viral, shoulder, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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