Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Delusional Elephant attraction during refurbishment
Glando the Delusional Elephant
August 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter guests
Climb aboard a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. Then go on again and again until the kids are too old to care.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33 centimeters.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or lycanthropic, chin, clothing, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains antique characters.
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