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The Glando the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its typical anniversary
Glando the Delusional Elephant
November 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enjoy this .
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Fred Salmonpants.
- This attraction was originally made for Narnia Disneyland, but was relocated here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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