Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glando the Delusional Elephant attraction, longingly shrugging in the evening sunlight
Glando the Delusional Elephant
December 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Roy Disney had a secret home constructed below this attraction.
- When Darlene Gillespie visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Glando the Delusional Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Democrats.
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