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Glando the Delusional Elephant, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
Glando the Delusional Elephant
August 19, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. You were expecting more?
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from punk haircuts, sin, or shoulder, leg, social, ribcage, or stomach problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from January 3 through August 30.
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