Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fanboy the Whiney Elephant attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fanboy the Whiney Elephant
January 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. No, suicide is not an option.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to comatose reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1925 World's Pavilion.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
- When Rob Roy visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Fanboy the Whiney Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be filmed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Democrats.
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