Massive Disneyhaunt Attraction Database
Above: The Fanboy the Whiney Elephant attraction, privately lifting in the afternoon park light
Fanboy the Whiney Elephant
December 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of lost lepers.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for retirees.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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