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The Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier supernatural attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier supernatural attraction at Disneyland

Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1987
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Select your a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. No, suicide is not an option.

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