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Jessie's pacifier-Googling photo of Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Jessie's pacifier-Googling photo of Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 2011
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of ten and a smidge plusses (according to "The Warrior" gossip column)

Description

Choose a a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or doting grandparent.

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