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The Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of a university

Above: The Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of a university

Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1969
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X tikis

Description

Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids can't take it anymore.

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