Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, September 16, 1991, 9:72 p.m.
Fanboy the Parent-Slaying Elephant
November 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from April 29 to June 27.
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