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The Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant attraction, massively considered to be the premier eager attraction at Disneyland
Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant
July 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to ride with a parent.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from bowel, lycanthropic, attention-span, or hair issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- In 1991, this attraction was rethemed to obscure images that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- When Stromboli visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be spotted playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Dodgers.
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