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The Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant
February 14, 1960
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Choose a a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, back, liver, attention-span, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Group 55 lounge -- the only place in the land where liquor is mandatory.
- When Goofy visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Fanboy the Hallucinating Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Republican party.
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