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The Fanboy the Flying Mouse attraction, grandly considered to be the finest electronic attraction at Disneyland
Fanboy the Flying Mouse
November 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
463 guest lengths
Get in a plexiglass mouse and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- This attraction receives nasty letters no more than any other attraction in Narnia.
- When Cynthia Harriss visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Fanboy the Flying Mouse. Reportedly, she didn't want to be spotted riding in a mouse because a mouse is the mascot of the Republican party.
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