Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fanboy the Flying Clown attraction, mechanically depressing in the fading moonlight
Fanboy the Flying Clown
July 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Get in a hollowed-out clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing after lunch.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unstopable boorishness, or viral, immunological, attention-span, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The letters in "Fanboy the Flying Clown" can be scrambled to spell "Bl T Goeno Caynnhifwfyl."
- This attraction was originally made for The United States Disneyland, but was transferred here to substitute for a malfunctioning attraction.
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