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The Dumbo the Flying Republican experience, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Dumbo the Flying Republican
October 20, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this experience exits into a carefree leopard.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or wrist, ankle, lung, or heart complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this experience are haunted by escaped toons.
- When Mara visited Disney Land, he refused to ride Dumbo the Flying Republican. Apparently, he didn't want to be spotted riding in a republican because a republican is the representation of the Rams.
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