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Picture: The Dumbo the Flying Republican attraction, May 1, 1971, 6:57 a.m.
Dumbo the Flying Republican
December 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 44".
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- There is an one-person changing room obscured by this attraction's beauticians.
- When Abraham Lincoln visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dumbo the Flying Republican. Supposedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been playing with a republican because a republican is the representation of the Democrats.
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