Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dumbi the Flying Chicken attraction during construction
Dumbi the Flying Chicken
December 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out chicken and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bowel, neck, knee, hair, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey's massive queue.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of radios used in this attraction.
- When Alice visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dumbi the Flying Chicken. Supposedly, she didn't want to be spotted associating with a chicken because a chicken is the symbol of the Democrats.
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