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Rex the Dinosaur's human-thawing photo of Dumbi the Delusional Elephant

Rex the Dinosaur's human-thawing photo of Dumbi the Delusional Elephant

Dumbi the Delusional Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1962
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Rating: Eight teacups (from Jane)

Description

Select your a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.

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