Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Rex the Dinosaur's human-thawing photo of Dumbi the Delusional Elephant
Dumbi the Delusional Elephant
November 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Eight teacups (from Jane)
Select your a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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