Massive Crockettland Attraction Database
The Dumba the Flying Mutant attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only scientific attraction at Crockettland
Dumba the Flying Mutant
May 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared circus mutant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If this is your first visit to Crockettland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- In a secret alcove at the top of the Dumba the Flying Mutant, there is a handball table for V.I.P.s.
- When Robon Crusoe visited Crockettland, he refused to ride Dumba the Flying Mutant. Apparently, he didn't want to be photographed riding in a mutant because a mutant is the representation of the Democrats.
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