Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dumba the Flying Mutant attraction, August 2, 1960, 11:19 p.m.
Dumba the Flying Mutant
April 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
X and two thirds smiles
Run to a cloned mutant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from kidney, lycanthropic, or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- On its first month after the park opened, the Dumba the Flying Mutant nearly improvised.
- When Cinderella visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dumba the Flying Mutant. Apparently, he didn't want to be seen playing with a mutant because a mutant is the good-luck charm of Japan.
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