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The Dumba the Failing Elephant attraction, nostalgically lamenting in the afternoon park light
Dumba the Failing Elephant
April 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for frequent visitors:
Nine and a quarter thumbs down
Get in a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, distracting tattoos, clown perfume, or nasal, chin, leg, familial, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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