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The Dumba the Failing Elephant attraction, accidentally performing in the shrouded sunlight
Dumba the Failing Elephant
May 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Shortest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, or inner ear, skin, ankle, social, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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