Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dumba the Failing Elephant attraction during repairs
Dumba the Failing Elephant
September 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will pick on people near you.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blinding makeup or social, heart, tongue, or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the cold cast members-only Casino 74 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where liquor is free.
- When Tom visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dumba the Failing Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be photographed riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Republican party.
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