Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Ollie Johnson's glass-bankrupting photo of Dombu the Flying Clown
Dombu the Flying Clown
April 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass circus clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Natty Gann autograph area.
- Minimum height 42".
- Nobody ever gets the name of this ride right.
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