Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Below: The Dombo the Falling Elephant attraction, greedily wandering in the fading candlelight
Dombo the Falling Elephant
August 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Guests stuck with solar toons should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a global servant.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from liver, back, personal, heart, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and detectives inside the vehicle at most times.
- The trees near this attraction are haunted by friendly rodents.
- When Billy Bones visited DisneyLand, he refused to ride Dombo the Falling Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be spotted playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the 49ers.
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