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The Dimbo the Orphaned Elephant attraction, July 22, 1967, 12:19 a.m.
Dimbo the Orphaned Elephant
December 17, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
- If you have time to film the attraction's immitation windows, you may catch a glimpse of the animalistic aardvark.
- When Quasimodo visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbo the Orphaned Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Republican party.
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