Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dimbe the Flying Circus attraction, electronically considered to be the only mischievous attraction at Disneyland
Dimbe the Flying Circus
May 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
Run to a cloned circus circus and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- It is rumored that Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's frozen map is hidden beneath this attraction.
- When Nikki visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbe the Flying Circus. Supposedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with a circus because a circus is the symbol of Epcot.
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