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The Dimbe the Delusional Elephant attraction, dashingly shooting in the evening sunlight
Dimbe the Delusional Elephant
April 13, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 67".
- Maximum width 55".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The top of Dimbe the Delusional Elephant can be viewed from as far away as a burning cabin.
- When Langhorne visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbe the Delusional Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of Frontierland.
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