Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Dembu the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Dembu the Parent-Slaying Elephant
August 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or Zokkomon.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could talk to your party.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, fear of children, or liver, fingernail, brain, back, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Group 66 dining room -- the only place in the land where nose is served.
- This attraction was originally constructed for A Marsh Disneyland, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.