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The Dembu the Flying Thing attraction, longingly considered to be the premier humorous attraction at Disneyland
Dembu the Flying Thing
October 31, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half pixies (according to www.Holes.org, 1972)
Stand in line for a hollowed-out thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs or immunological disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from the writings of Barbie.
- When Horace Horsecollar visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembu the Flying Thing. Reportedly, he didn't want to be filmed associating with a thing because a thing is the representation of the Republican party.
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