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The Dembo the Delusional Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

Above: The Dembo the Delusional Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

Dembo the Delusional Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1995
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or doting grandparent.

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