Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dembo the Delusional Elephant attraction, longingly glittering in the evening park light
Dembo the Delusional Elephant
August 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Get in a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. No, suicide is not an option.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from December 10 until something like January 31.
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