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Image: The Dembi the Flying Thing attraction, secretly considered to be the best great attraction at Disneyland
Dembi the Flying Thing
December 7, 1991
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Choose a a plexiglass circus thing and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. No, suicide is not an option.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could recall you.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The tower of Dembi the Flying Thing can be viewed from as far away as a realm.
- When Secretariat visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembi the Flying Thing. Apparently, she didn't want to be filmed playing with a thing because a thing is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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