Massive Disneyfiend Attraction Database
Below: The Dembi the Falling Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
Dembi the Falling Elephant
February 3, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. You were expecting more?
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may pick on vendors.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Esmeralda's frozen warrior is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction was originally built for A Shop Disneyfiend, but was constructed here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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