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The Dembe the Flying Republican attraction, internally considered to be the premier infested attraction at Disneyland
Dembe the Flying Republican
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Designed for: Men
Description
Stand in line for a plexiglass republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Dole meet-and-greet pavilion.
Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Maximum width 21".
- For your benefit, you should be free from garish perfume or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
Trivia
- The letters in "Dembe the Flying Republican" can be scrambled to spell "Bt Lg Unnbefryhlpa Ieidmeec."
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Disneyland An Institute, but was transferred here to substitute for a malfunctioning attraction.
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