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The Dambo the Cloud-Bound Elephant attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Dambo the Cloud-Bound Elephant
November 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke frequent visitors:
Zero princesses (by "Shimmery Youth" magazine)
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or mental patient.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unexplained growths or lycanthropic, personal, skin, social, or fingernail problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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