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Pictured: The Dambi the Failing Elephant attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier sinister attraction at Disneyland
Dambi the Failing Elephant
October 11, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to forget about this attraction half an hour before its breaking down for the day.
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