Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dambi the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Dambi the Delusional Elephant
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1971
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Six plusses
Description
Get in a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After charging this attraction, find something less demanding.
Guest Warnings
- No photography or churros allowed.
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