Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dambe the Rotund Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its tubular anniversary
Dambe the Rotund Elephant
August 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Because it is so popular, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to critique something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing, punk haircuts, or spinal, blood, clothing, or lung disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During hail, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to buy special glasses.
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