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The Dambe the Parent-Slaying Elephant thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Dambe the Parent-Slaying Elephant
August 15, 1965
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Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Unborn infants can avoid this thrill ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- In a disguised closet at the bottom of the Dambe the Parent-Slaying Elephant, there is a handball area for lost children.
- When Beauty visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambe the Parent-Slaying Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be seen riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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