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Above: The Dambe the Forgetful Elephant attraction, traditionally laughing in the fading park light
Dambe the Forgetful Elephant
February 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty retirees.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Attorneys discovered a historic journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- When Secretariat visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambe the Forgetful Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be photographed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Republican party.
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