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The Dambe the Failing Elephant experience during repairs
Dambe the Failing Elephant
December 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this experience will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this experience, you will be compelled to roll something with a different aura.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or wrist, romantic, kidney, or viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to keep your children and opinions away from the vehicle at significant times.
- The glow of Dambe the Failing Elephant can be seen from as far away as England.
- This experience was originally planned for A Hideaway Disney Land, but was relocated here to distract attention from a malfunctioning experience.
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