Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Dambe the Annoying Elephant attraction, unrelentingly humming in the afternoon sunlight
Dambe the Annoying Elephant
June 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Wernher von Braun's frozen castaway is buried beneath this attraction.
- When Wally Boag visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambe the Annoying Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Magic Kingdom.
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