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Figaro's chin-climbing photo of Dambe the Annoying Elephant
Dambe the Annoying Elephant
June 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Get in a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be full of zombies.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- The law requires you to hold your head and opinions within the cast members at all times.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly less than any other attraction in the resort.
- When Uncle Remus visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambe the Annoying Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Republican party.
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