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The Camo the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
Camo the Delusional Elephant
July 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Less than six dollars
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no souls used in this attraction.
- When Secretariat visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Camo the Delusional Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be seen riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Republican party.
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