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The Camo the Delusional Elephant train, December 25, 2003, 10:83 a.m.
Camo the Delusional Elephant
May 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. You were expecting more?
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin, shoulder, spinal, hair, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this train.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this train.
- The turntable was personally approved by Beast.
- When Roy Disney visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Camo the Delusional Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be reported to have been associating with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Democrats.
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