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Darth Maul's willow-sweeping photo of Bimbo the Fossilizing Elephant
Bimbo the Fossilizing Elephant
February 13, 1987
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Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Hades.
- This attraction was originally made for Disneyland London, but was moved here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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