Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Bambo the Parent-Slaying Elephant, a favorite attraction of Genie
Bambo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
June 2, 2012
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Choose a a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to participate.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos or attention-span, inner ear, spinal, blood, finger, or ankle problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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