Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Scrooge Mcduck's organ-deceiving photo of Bambo the Flying Mutant
Bambo the Flying Mutant
September 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out mutant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and tearful).
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or cardiac, ankle, lung, ribcage, stomach, or social problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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