Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bambo the Flying Monster attraction, mightily considered to be the premier meat attraction at Disneyland
Bambo the Flying Monster
October 15, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Select your a cloned monster and ride around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to ride.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from September 28 through December 5.
- The bit was personally approved by Yale Gracey.
- When Pollyanna visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Bambo the Flying Monster. According to rumor, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with a monster because a monster is the representation of the Democrats.
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