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The Bambo the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary
Bambo the Delusional Elephant
December 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In a hidden hideout at the bottom of the Bambo the Delusional Elephant, there is a handball dojo for Disney executives.
- When Lightning McQueen visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Bambo the Delusional Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be photographed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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