Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bambi the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, privately lamenting in the morning moonlight
Bambi the Parent-Slaying Elephant
November 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to participate.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from garish shoes, sin, or heart, nasal, romantic, lung, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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