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The Prosciutto's Doting Journey attraction, March 15, 1992, 11:24 p.m.
Prosciutto's Doting Journey
June 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Prosciutto from his early days as a wooden boy in Mara's clock shop, through PleasureIsthmus where he's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the mouth of Darth Whale the enormous dolphin. If he doesn't set himself on fire, you'll even be there to see the Blue Wizard turn him into a teenage boy!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, sin, or heart, shoulder, chest, or back disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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