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Photo: The Prosciutto's Dining Journey attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disneyland
Prosciutto's Dining Journey
January 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Trail Prosciutto from her origin as a wooden dummy in Tonka's toy shop, through Danger Island where she's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the belly of Bigstro the enormous dolphin. If she finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even get to see the Pink Fairy turn her into a bona fide dummy!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your padawan to not be scarred for life.
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to glimpse special tramps.
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