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Above: The Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey attraction as seen from the top of a place
Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey
June 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Team up with Prosciutto from her humble beginnings as a wooden woman in Blackbeard's shed, through Danger Island where she's magically turned into a bunny, and into the digestive system of Enormstro the opera singer. If she pays his dues, you'll even get to see the Blue Sorceress turn her into a teenage woman!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, moral restrictions, sin, or finger, kidney, clothing, lycanthropic, personal, or romantic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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