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Above: A secret view of Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey when it's not shrounded in tarps
Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey
February 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half dollars
Track Prosciutto from her origin as a wooden girl in Quasimodo's shed, through Narcissism Island where she's nearly turned into a tuna, and into the ribcage of Moby the enormous dolphin. If she finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even be able to watch as the Shoe Fairy turn her into an authentic girl!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will weave you.
- Dark ride may be too frightening for retirees.
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