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The Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts attraction at midday

Above: The Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts attraction at midday

Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 2010
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Something like ten teacups (from Condorman)

Description

Follow Prosciutto from his humble beginnings as a wooden puppet in Brigham Young's woodpile, through Danger Island where he's efficiently turned into a jackass, and into the digestive system of Ronco the squid. If he pays his dues, you'll even be there to see the Plaid Fairy turn him into a certified puppet!

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