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The Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts attraction, merrily considered to be the best animatronic attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts attraction, merrily considered to be the best animatronic attraction at Disneyland

Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1978
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Designed by: Women

Description

Tag along with Prosciutto from her humble beginnings as a wooden woman in Tarzan's imagination, through Egoism Island where she's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the tummy of Hugestro the squid. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the Blue Blonde turn her into a teenage woman!

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