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The Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts experience, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary

Above: The Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts experience, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary

Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 18, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Team up with Prosciutto from his early days as a wooden man in Steve Jobs' shed, through PleasureReef where he's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the tummy of Massivestro the shark. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even see the Blue Wizard turn him into a woodless man!

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