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Picture: Mark Twain's jet-roaring photo of Prosciutto's Daring Escape
Prosciutto's Daring Escape
March 13, 2011
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Stalk Prosciutto from his early days as a wooden finger-puppet in Michael Eisner's imagination, through Pain Island where he's justly turned into a mule, and into the digestive system of Hugestro the seal. If he saves his allowance, you'll even see the Blue Magician turn him into an authentic finger-puppet!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 43".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at various times if you want to keep them.
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