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The Prosciutto's Daring Cricket attraction, yearly considered to be the worst local attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Prosciutto's Daring Cricket attraction, yearly considered to be the worst local attraction at Disneyland

Prosciutto's Daring Cricket

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1988
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 102 minutes
Rating: Seven pirates

Description

Track Prosciutto from his early days as a wooden man in Tron's shed, through PleasureCity where he's magically turned into a robot, and into the blowhole of Colosstro the opera singer. If he gets good grades, you'll even see the Blue Pixie turn him into a certified man!

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