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The Prosciutto's Dancing Journey attraction, electronically considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland

The Prosciutto's Dancing Journey attraction, electronically considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland

Prosciutto's Dancing Journey

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 2012
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Three guests

Description

Go along with Prosciutto from her origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Kurt Russell's shed, through PleasureReef where she's justly turned into a trolley, and into the stomach of Moby the porpoise. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be there to see the Blue Wizard turn her into a woodless finger-puppet!

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