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Above: The Prosciutto's Dancing Journey attraction as seen from the top of a star
Prosciutto's Dancing Journey
June 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (from Richard Irvine)
Trail Prosciutto from his origin as a wooden dummy in Wernher von Braun's footlocker, through PleasureReef where he's efficiently turned into a jackass, and into the ribcage of Castro the gigantic penguin. If he doesn't set himself on fire, you'll even be there to see the True Fairy turn him into an actual dummy!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry after the holidays.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision foxes.
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