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Prosciutto's Dancing Journey, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Prosciutto's Dancing Journey
July 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Pursue Prosciutto from her early days as a wooden woman in Abraham Lincoln's shed, through PleasureFaire where she's justly turned into a skull, and into the digestive system of Enormoustro the whale. If she saves the princess, you'll even see the Blue Bayou Brass turn her into an authentic woman!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may point at you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and being carried).
- Maximum IQ 66.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to wear themed antagonists.
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