Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pinochio's Doing Journey attraction, blandly considered to be the only secret attraction at Disneyland
Pinochio's Doing Journey
January 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Pinochio from his origin as a wooden child in Quasimodo's woodpile, through War Island where he's quickly turned into a mule, and into the mouth of Enormoustro the seal. If he quits lying, you'll even see the Blue Angel turn him into a woodless child!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of Psycho the Weasel impersonators.
- For your health, you should be free from chronic growths or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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