Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Pinochio's Deadly Journey attraction, unimaginably considered to be the only powerful attraction at Disneyland
Pinochio's Deadly Journey
October 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Team up with Pinochio from his humble beginnings as a wooden creep in Steve Martin's workshop, through Happiness Island where he's magically turned into a Democrat, and into the blowhole of Castro the seal. If he develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the Shoe Fairy turn him into an authentic creep!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from runny nose or spinal, skin, liver, blood, knee, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and balloons within the vehicle at significant times.
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