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The Pinochio's Deadly Journey attraction, March 15, 1987, 5:26 a.m.
Pinochio's Deadly Journey
September 8, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Trail Pinochio from his humble beginnings as a wooden boy in Mulan's woodpile, through PleasureAtoll where he's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the ribcage of Massivestro the elephant. If he finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even see the Plaid Fairy turn him into a woodless boy!
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more exciting.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been replaced since the resort was built.
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