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Above: Pinochio's Dastardly Journey, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Pinochio's Dastardly Journey
March 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Track Pinochio from his origin as a wooden puppet in Emperor Zurg's clock shop, through PleasureReef where he's justly turned into a tuna, and into the digestive system of Castro the whale. If he gets out, you'll even be there to see the Blue Sorceress turn him into a real (simulated) puppet!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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