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The Pinochio's Dastardly Journey adventure, officially considered to be the only memorable adventure at Disneyland
Pinochio's Dastardly Journey
May 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
Stalk Pinochio from her origin as a wooden jerk in Billy Bones' footlocker, through Gluttony Island where she's magically turned into a Democrat, and into the stomach of Moby the squid. If she quits lying, you'll even be there to see the Evil Fairy turn her into a teenage jerk!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to pick on you.
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