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The Pinochio's Dastardly Journey attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Pinochio's Dastardly Journey
January 16, 1996
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Track Pinochio from his humble beginnings as a wooden boy in Uncle Remus' shed, through PleasureIsthmus where he's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the blowhole of Fiendstro the opera singer. If he develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the True Fairy turn him into a genuine boy!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
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