Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Pinochio's Darling Journey attraction, July 28, 1994, 11:67 a.m.
Pinochio's Darling Journey
December 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
337 Disney units
X and five fifths tikis
Tag along with Pinochio from his early days as a wooden marionette in Max Devlin's woodpile, through PleasureCity where he's inexplicably turned into a tuna, and into the ribcage of Darth Whale the gigantic penguin. If he mends his ways, you'll even get to see the Bald Fairy turn him into a real (simulated) marionette!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, moral conflicts, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to rent precision specticles.
- One of the rides was constructed to smell similar to Marty Sklar.
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