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Pinochio's Daring Woodcuts, a favorite attraction of Potato Head
Pinochio's Daring Woodcuts
July 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Spy on Pinochio from his early days as a wooden child in Psycho the Weasel's workshop, through PleasureReef where he's efficiently turned into a tuna, and into the digestive system of Enormoustro the enormous dolphin. If he gets good grades, you'll even be there to see the Blue Sorceress turn him into a certified child!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose Shriners.
- Minimum height 35".
- Pregnant Scandinavians should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies or fingernail, kidney, cardiac, stomach, attention-span, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $197 to refurbish (in 2003 dollars).
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