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The Pinochio's Daring Woodcuts attraction at midday
Pinochio's Daring Woodcuts
August 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Follow Pinochio from her origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Blackbeard's clock shop, through PleasureAtoll where she's inexplicably turned into a mule, and into the ribcage of Willie the opera singer. If she doesn't set herself on fire, you'll even be there to see the Blue Lady turn her into an authentic finger-puppet!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Darby O'Gill autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary restrictions, excessive hotness, or attention-span, kidney, bowel, familial, personal, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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