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The Pinochio's Daring Expedition show, accidentally cooking in the shrouded candlelight
Pinochio's Daring Expedition
September 27, 1956
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Track Pinochio from her early days as a wooden jerk in Cynthia Harriss' footlocker, through Placation Island where she's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the guts of Ogrestro the squid. If she quits lying, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Wizard turn her into a woodless jerk!
- Warning: during the rapture, this show will be crammed full of passive-aggressive annual pass holders.
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